Friday, October 22, 2004

And in the same vein as Bird Flu

Did you know that until recently in the UK it was accepted practice to take chicken poo plus all the scrapings off the floor of chicken sheds and mix it with other ingredients and then feed it to pigs and cattle.

I wonder what idiot thought that would be a good idea. The same one that took dead pigs and cattle and with other ingredients mixed them up to make chicken feed.

Do you see some sort of cycle here. Unbelievable really. I wonder how many people would become veggies if they knew what their meat had been fed on.

Soylent Green anyone ?

Bird Flu

Just reported is the death of 23 rare tigers and another 30 ill in a private zoo in China. The reason for death was that the tigers had been fed the carcasses of chickens that were infected with Bird Flu. Now I'm sorry for the loss of the tigers but what sort of idiot takes chickens that are dead from a disease and in a country that has had its problems with Bird Flu then goes 'I know I'll feed these dead chickens to my rare tigers'. The sort of idiot who is attempting to save money that's the sort of idiot.

Friday, October 15, 2004

Religion invented by women

I was reading the Dilbert Future today and read the statement that women must have invented Religion as a way of controlling man.
Now I thought that this was rubbish until I had a shower. This is my usual thinking place and my brain was stuck on this idea. Could it be true ? Well let's think of some examples:

  1. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Women wanted at least one day off a week and so the Sabbath was invented.
  2. Honour thy father and thy mother. So honouring involves 50% of people who happen to be women.
  3. Thou shalt not commit adultery. Stop shagging around and have sex with only me (said the woman).
  4. Thou shall not steal. My collection of humourous naked fat children that say 'Love is...' all over them (said the woman).
  5. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's. Especially his ass because I didn't marry a man who covets asses. And don't get me started on either his wife or maidservant.
I may have missed out some of the commandments but none of the important ones.

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