MMR cleared

MMR has been cleared of causing Autism. Or as I like to call it 'Naughty child syndrome'.

Most children (in my unscientific opinion - but just as valid as any other parent's unscientific opinion about MMR and Autism) are just plain naughty. They have been mollicoddled since infants and so cannot cope with the fact that when introduced to the real world of other people that these people are not equally attentive and fascinated as their parents.

Parent's everywhere need a good slap and their children need to be gagged and ignored until they can behave in public. It does not stiffle their creativity to do this. If it did how and where did all these creative people come from in Victorian times when children were not even seen let alone heard.